My Little Life

My name is Charlotte and I'm 18. I'm not very good with people but it doesn't mean I dont have a lot to say. This is pretty much a collection of some cool and random things I have found and would like to share. Some music, pictures, videos and quotes that mean something to me even if not to anyone else. But you never know there might be one tiny little aspect of my blog that relates to you and makes you smile or do something you'd wanted to do or genrelly makes you think and thats the point of this entire thing. If I could make one person think it will be worth it :)




Why doesn’t my hot water bottle have a face. Where did its face go. It used to have one, or a different one used to have one, now it’s just burning my shoulder


I am very drunk

Dear children. Don’t gent drunk. And for sure don’t get drunk on anti depressants that make you think you’ve stolen the queens toaster. It’s not as much fun as you’d think. I can’t actually read so I’m hoping autocorrect means this is spelt right. Fuck.

Permalink fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see



my best friend is an atheist, but whenever she is comforting me with something in my life she uses examples of God to help me because she knows it makes me feel better, and vice versa, when i comfort her i never bring up God because i respect that it’s not something that helps or works for her

i feel like this is a model of how the world should work

that is perfect

(Source: hallucinogin-and-tonic, via anawkwardfruit)

"Two, er, beers…please." 
"443.7 milliliters."

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone


-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

Hail Hydra

(via crippledflamingo)